WHO ARE WE?

We are a mother agency. We find models before the big agencies do, we sign them, and we pass them up the chain for a cut. The difference is our standards. We only work with models rated 6.5 to 7.9 who score 3.0 or below on crazy.

Every rating is assigned by our PANEL OF EXPERTS. The panel is Gary. Gary has a clipboard.

THE AHNC SCALE™ + HOT-O-METER™ v3.0

CLASSIFIED ROSTER

• Model #0117 — Brittney — returns texts within 4 hrs7.1 / 1.9
• Model #0204 — Marcus — has met your parents, liked them7.5 / 2.2
• Model #0233 — Jen — owns a label maker, uses it normally6.8 / 1.4
• Model #0301 — Trevor — under investigation (too hot)8.9 / ???